FW: Klingon Bells (fwd)

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      Klingon Bells
      Words: (original author unknown)
             (slight scansion tweek to last line by Chuckv)
      Tune: Jingle Bells
      
     

Cruising at Warp 8,
in my father's Bird-of Prey;
searching through the stars
for someone we can flay! HA! HA! HA!      

Lights on consoles blink.
Something is in sight.
What fun it is to hunt and sing!
We'll have a feast tonight!      

Klingon Bells, Klingon Bells,
This is a good day.
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a broken Bird-of Prey!      

Klingon Bells, someone smells,
I hope we get blood pie.
Something in my heart tells me;
It's a very good day to die!

  (if anyone knows who wrote this, please get back to me so we can credit the proper person)