A Response to Terminal Emulation

        I posted my terminal emulation to joke to alt.callahans, where it illicited this reponse by Tom Smith (yes, THAT Tom Smith):

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Commander Claus (santa at serv.net) wrote:


:    Cameron scrambles up onto the table and clears his throat. Santa hits


: the floor and slides under the table.





:    "Ye know what ye call someone who pretends they have fatal diseases?"





:    "WHAT?" several patrons yell at once.





:    "A terminal emulator!"





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: The World of Commander Claus:  santa at serv.net

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:                                http://www.serv.net/~santa


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     Tom, having just finished a silly song of welcoming for
Kate Kulig, stiffens and corkscrew-turns at Cameron's byte-sized
offering.  "That's making me ANSI, chum.  You're gonna need that
emergency babysitting software that'll Telex-actly what's going
on and give pointers on how to ASCII Mom for help.  The program,
of course, is 'VT Phone Home'."

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        Tom also has a nice web site at http://www.izzy.net/~tomsmith, so
if there any lyrics of his that you missed from Orycon (including the B5
song he did), you'll find them here.


santa@serv.net  :   http://www.serv.net/~santa