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    I hopped on alt.fan.jadzia.dax.slug.slug.slug, and found it full of spam. Like most, I gritted my teeth and scrolled past it, but another regular of the group, James McDonald, came up with these as his answer.

• Jessica

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About spammers

They came long ago,
Their resources were low,
And whatever they needed we gave them.
But they multiplied
And we had to decide
It was safer for us to enslave them.

THE SPAM-FREE SONG

I've had enough of spamming
I don't want to be a slave
Fed up with reading tatty mail
That comes straight from a cave
And the only consolation is we're building spammers' graves!

March from slavery,
Type to liberty!
Pick up those weary keys
Let's break out, shake out
Down Liberation Street, let's flame them! Shame them!
Get on that freedom beat, let's sing it! Swing it!
Let's hit the spam-free road!

Follow me to the good life
One of liberty and ease
Nobody will exploit you
And you'll do just as you please
And you'll never go without
Because the kill-files grow on trees...

SO...

March from slavery,
Type to liberty!
Pick up those weary keys
Let's break out, shake out
Down Liberation Street, let's flame them! Shame them!
Get on that freedom beat, let's sing it! Swing it!
Let's hit the spam-free road! Received on 07/14/96