Re: New Theme Song

    Here's something I whipped up int the space of less than a half-hour. Try this as a theme song for pissed-off DS9ers (especially the pissed-off Bashir fen).

"Nothing on Ninth"
By Jessica M. Krucek
(Tune Original - If someone with musical talent's pissed off enough to put a tune to it, go for it)

	I dreamed you many cold nights.
	Hoping you'd change your mind
	I was a fool, and we both knew it
	But did you have to be so unkind?

	Baby, I used to entertain notions
	'Bout you and me getting along
	But, Honey Bare, I see there
	It's time I moved along.


	CHORUS: Because there's nothing here for me
	This place has gone to hell, but that's fine
	I'll take my chances down on Fifth Street
	Cause there's nothing for me on Ninth.
	
	Macho man, I clean up your mess
	Patch you up when you get into one of your fights
	Now, you go around, thinking you're hot sh--
	You're a big jerk now, and that ain't right

	Heard you were a pretty good guy
	Back in your home town
	The girl next door might like your bluster
	But I refuse to be your clown

CHORUS

	I've tired of the constant fighting
	Of picking fights when there's nothing there
	I'm leaving before the target's me.
       I'm leaving, and my landlords don't care 

	Tired of being the but of their jokes
	Just for being a nice guy
	The macho studs have taken over on Ninth Street
	It's time that I said "bye-bye"

CHORUS

	Oh, yeah, I'm headed down to Fifth Street
	Ain't putting up with your trash. 
	I'm leaving this town, taking my friends with me
	We're leaving with all our cash

	Sooner or later, jerks will see something else
	Pack up and move along
	But I got pals down the line 
	We'll keep going when you're long gone.

CHORUS Yeah, I'm headed out of here
With my red-haired lady, and the tailor next door We're headed down to a better street
Tired of getting screwed - don't have to take any more!

CHORUS TWICE FADE                  Received on 09/10/96