Re: FILK: I'm a Goth!

>Charlene is overcome by hysterical giggling, with tears streaming down her
>face
>
>Oh Gods! That's perfect! I have a whole slew of people who used to be my
>friends until they started playing Vampire and turned into mindless idiots
>with no life.
>I have to hear you sing this some time!

        I'm glad you liked it! I was almost afraid to perform it or post it after I wrote it!

>Oh, my hubby wonders if he can have the words for the song you did at the
>variety show...

        Sure:

Script Victims
words and music by Jeffrey Hitchin

It's hard for actors to make a living
I have to take every job I can.
So now I'm on this famous SF show
With lines that no one can understand.
And now I think the writers have it in for me As they scribble out these lines so sadistically I'm sure you know just what I mean.
I have to:

CHORUS:
Reroute the energy through the matter transducers Change the delta-Q of the mainframe directional chips to counteract any parabolic inertial forces. Then calibrate the matter injectors
To maximize warp yield.
Then reconfigure the sensor emitters
to detect for Verteron particles in the Dekion field.

I know I should be thankful for the work but is this show really for me?
Is it worth having this gig on my résumé at the cost of my sanity?

Then when I finally have these lines memorized They send me rewrites 'cause they like causing pain. I'm thinking maybe I could take up porno At least the dialogue is less of a strain. I wish I could just toss the script get on out of here Except I have a contract to finish out the year, so until then, I'll smile and say
that I'll:

CHORUS santa at wolfenet.com
http://www.wolfenet.com/~santa Received on 01/02/97