FW: [Fwd: Gotta love the Village People (fwd)]

  <forwards digging out their white leisure suit's>

> If you love Disco, you won't be able to wait for this exciting
>message...
>>
>>The scary thing is that we sing along while we read this, the scarier thing
>>is that somebody wrote this.
>>
>>
>>>To commemorate the re-release of Star Wars, I give you (with an
>>>anonymous
>>>assist):
>>>
>>>Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")
>>>(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker).
>>>
>>>
>>>YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
>>>YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
>>>YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
>>>*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
>>>YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
>>>WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
>>>GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
>>>*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*
>>>
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
>>>He's 900 years old!
>>>He's so strong in the Force!
>>>Do your Jedi Diploma course!
>>>
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
>>>Come and get yourself clean!
>>>Come and have a good meal!
>>>Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!
>>>
>>>YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
>>>SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
>>>TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got >*SPAT*
>>*OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM* >YOUNG MAN,
>>Welcome to Dagobah. He is
>>>COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
>>>HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
>>>*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*
>>>
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
>>>He's 900 years old!
>>>He's so strong in the Force!
>>>Do your Jedi Diploma course!
>>>
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
>>>You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
>>>Don't just stand in the rain!
>>>You're all covered with mud!
>>>come and sample my homemade crud!
>>>
>>>OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
>>>TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
>>>OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
>>>*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
>>>YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
>>>GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
>>>TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
>>>*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*
>>>
>>>You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
>>>You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
>>>You should stay here and train!
>>>You don't have to save Han!
>>>If you do so, you'll lose your hand!
>>>
>>>You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
>>>(repeat and fade).
>>>
>>
>>Christy Cook
>>Account Manager
>>Time Inc. New Media
>>(415)434-5214 Ph; (415)434-5256 Fx
>>http://pathfinder.com
Received on 02/25/97