Jeff is contagious!

This is gonna be the last Heather filk from me for a long time, and I don't think I'm going to be wearing any red shirts in the foreseeable future...

replyWOK OF CAMBREADTH
lyrics by Andrew Ross
ttto: March of Cambreadth (Heather Alexander)

If you're hungry, wanting chow
Don't come to our restaurant now!
All our cooks have gone insane!
They're in the kitchen raising cain!
Practicing unearthly tricks
With hot oil and tempurah mix!
Tremble when you hear their cry,
HOW MANY THINGS CAN WE MAKE FRY? Cleavers flash, kettles ring!
The cooks are frying *everything!*
Fried salami, fried roast beef!
Deep fried battered lettuce leaf!
Deep fried peaches, pits and all!
Higher in cholesterol!
Chocolate pudding, key lime pie!
HOW MANY THINGS CAN WE MAKE FRY? Don't try to stop them, don't you dare!
They'll chop off and cook your hair!
Crispy peanut butter logs!
Fry the cats and wok the dogs!
Mother harp seal and her pup!
Battered husbands coming right up!
t< Received on 09/29/97