Imperial Rhapsody (fwd)

Okay.. This is amusing enough to forward on :)

--JT

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Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1999 23:14:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jamie MacLeod <sparks at noderunner.net>
To: jtraub at dragoncat.net
Cc: utena at duellists.tj
Subject: Imperial Rhapsody (fwd)



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Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1999 23:12:02 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jamie MacLeod <sparks at noderunner.net>
Reply-To: parody at lightlist.com
To: parody at lightlist.com
Subject: Imperial Rhapsody

Not that there's really anyone on the list right now, but this will at
least be in the archives so that when I have the archives online, this
joke will be there. :)

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IMPERIAL RHAPSODY


(parody of 'Bohemian Rhapsody', by Queen)



Lando: This is the good life
  This is a fantasy
  Working on Bespin
  An escape from Reality.

Leia: Open your eyes
  Stand up to their guys and see.

Luke: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
  Cus who's my dad, I dunno
  Little whine, little moan.

Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me 

Piett: Vader just killed a man.
  Raised an arm up in the air
  Now his life's no longer there.
  Vader, we had just begun,
  And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
  Vader, oooooooo.
  Didn't mean too make you mad
  If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
  There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened. 

Yoda: Too late, my time has come,
  Sends shivers down my spine
  Body's aching all the time.

Luke: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
  Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.

Piett: Vader, ooooooooooo,
  I don't wanna die
  I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. 

Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man
  Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
  Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
  R2-D2, R2-D2,
  R2-D2, R2-D2,
  R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH! 
  I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.

Rebels: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
  Spare him this life of such mundacity!

Han: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.

Jabba: Boo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)

Han: Let me go!

Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)

Han: Let me go!

Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)

Han: LET ME GO!

Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GOO!

Han: LET ME GO!

Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

Han: LET ME GO!

Jabba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! 

C-3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.

Leia: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeee, for meeee. for MEEEEEEEEEE! 



(Stormtroopers start headbanging) 



Luke: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
  But you cut off my hand and you left me to die!
  Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
  I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you. 

Obiwan: May the Force be with you.
  Use the Force to see.
  May the Force be with you,
  May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays. 

Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to meeeeeeeeeee.