[filk] [Non-filk] A new joke from me to you

reply    I came up with the advertising campaign for "The Sum of All Fears" (the new movie based on a Tom Clancy book):

    Two hikers are walking across some rocky terrain and one says, "Wow, this place is really remote. I'm glad I had a chance to see 'The Sum of All Fears' before we left."

    The second looks back and says, "Oh? Who's in that?"     "Ben.....um.... oh, what is his last name?"     A white duck lands nearby and shouts, "AFFLECK!!!"

Jeff
jhitchin at lightmail.com
http://www.serv.net/~santa Received on 03/08/02